Dinosaurs or Rocket Ships? It's Time to Vote For SplatFest!
Would you rather wake up surrounded by dinosaurs or in the cock-pit of a space ship? Oh also, you're a squid now and it's SplatFest time. If you're having trouble deciding, the folks over on the official Splatoon US Tumblr have laid out a handy list to help you decide.
From tomorrow, you'll be able to head over to the Inkopolis Plaza and vote on the next theme for SplatFest: past or future. Here are the pros and cons for the two options:
Past Pros:
- Dinosaurs are totally sweet.
- It’s easier to stay on your Paleo diet in the Paleolithic era.
- Caveman fashion was pretty fresh, assuming The Flintstones is an accurate documentation.
Past Cons:
- Dinosaurs might eat you.
- No burgers OR pizza.
- Your mom might ask you to be her date to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
Future Pros:
- Your best friend could be a robot.
- Holodecks provide hours of entertainment, all without needing to leave your house!
- Transportation potentially seems cooler: Rocketships? Scotty beaming you up?
Future Cons:
- Robots might have gained intelligence and decided they’re not friendly.
- What happens if your transporter makes a mistake and mixes you up with someone else? I think we’ve all seen The Fly enough times to know what could happen…
- All food now comes in the form of an affordable and widely available pill, BUT IT’S ONLY AVAILABLE IN SQUID FLAVOR.